the bible was found in a cave by a shepperd boy and was loads of stuff written on lether pieces by 4 diff men tellin opposing stories. if u and me put our religions together now and stuck them in a time capsule and sumone found it in 2000 yrs time and believed it it wud be exactly the samei mean obviously it was based on sum truth like the existence of jesus. but like the hell the rest was just one fuck off gd story that they all told differently then cudnt get published.
the our religions part was part of previous convo with that person and involved ducks and spoons and pingu
HES BOUT AS NICE AND THE MICRO ORAGNISM FEEDING PARASITCALLY ON THAT ANNOYING MAGGOT FEEDING OFF THE TURD I JUST TROD ON




Satan—His Infernal Majesty

WHO IS HE?

He has many aliases . . .

Liar
Angel of light
Imitator
The tempter
The evil one
Prince of demons
Satan = The accuser
The devil = The slanderer
Belial = The wicked one
Beelzebub = Lord of flies
Apollyon & Abaddon = Destroyer
The great dragon
That ancient serpent
Prince of the power of the air Thief
Murderer
Roaring lion
The adversary
The father of lies
Prince of darkness
Prince of this world
The god of this age
The angel of the Abyss
The oppressor of the saints
The sower of discord
The enemy of all good
The spirit that works in the children of disobedience

Devil duckie your the one
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Devil duckie im awfully dirty today.
(woh, woh, bee day!)

Devil duckie when you float,
Its like im bathing in a flaming moat!
Devil duckie you're my very best friend, hooray!
(doo, doo, doo, dee day!)

Every day when i
make my way to get clean
I find a little fella who's
red and yellow and mean
(rub-adub-keen!)

Devil duckie you're so swell,
you guide me on the path to hell,
devilduckie im awfully dirty
devil duckie you're a naughty birdy
devil duckie im awfully dirty today.

(the devil duck rhyme)


Satan is an angel (Job 1-2). God made him before the world began Satan was very powerful and very wise (Revelation 12:3: "seven heads"). But he became the first sinner Apparently at one point in the past (or possibly future) he led a rebellion in heaven against God In Satan’s fall, he drew a vast number of angels with him Some of the fallen angels are loose and some are bound in a place called the Abyss The loose ones we call "demons". Of the bound ones, there are two kinds, permanently bound and temporarily bound Satan and his demons now wage war against God’s kingdom Some people think that Satan lives in hell, but hell is where Satan and the wicked will be sent at the last judgment. Satan now dwells on earth At the Second Coming of Christ, he will be bound for 1,000 years After the thousand years, he will be set free for a short time and will go out to deceive the nations The devil’s final end will be in the lake of fire which was prepared by God for the devil and his angels