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WONKNESS
Homepage of caroline ness
This is my homepage of my website about evrything thats not nothing


THANKS TO alex chambers, louise batchelor, beccy pearson, chantal prince, rebecca packer, sophie sharp, rich holt, jon buss, ben thomas, tom hinman, omar khalil, john.p. szoltysek, scott sherrif, mike kinslow, craig harris, Tom Hall, omar hilton, Ed Cox, ben long, Lewis crossfield and evryone else who has any remote part in my site
Updates

made this with the help of alex on 7/7/02


9.7.02The guestbook is finally workin!!! thnks to other ppl

12.07.02 Battle of the bands next friday at the centre of civic dont forget to attend!


Reel big fish (5th sept) & Raging speedhorn (2nd oct) at the concorde 2. loads other gd bands. check out the events from my link page (Concorde 2 link actualy works now!)


WEdnesday sumthing of july (lost track of dates) The guestbook broke but it workin again. so go run sign it now!

9th august added page whihc in turn broke the guestbook. i havnt slept for a few days so i cant be arse fucked to fix it yet.



11/08 Ive added lots to several pages so check them all out and i shall get alex to fix the guestbook til nxt time i wana add a page and the fuck breaks again.


02.09.02, theres polls and more pictures and stuff. ermm yah.


18.11.02 theres been quite a lot of stuff added recently the odd photo, weird art, find the apricot or random crap so take a look around.


goodbye the futures sold out, there's no use screaming, who thought we'de ever get this far? tonight your faith has come down to money and a TV, i know you must be upset.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

Don't cheat, steal, or kill; the government hates competition
 EVERYBODY almost..

Talking is just masterbating without the mess. Addiction leaves you sad today and unimpressed, i cant remember all the names cause everyone you meet today is just so fucking vain. Im upset happiness is not a fish that you can catch. imagination cant resist this laziness that pins down get on your knees everyone you meet today is feeling useless and ashamed





Someone help us understand who ordered this disgusting arrangement with time and the end







NO RESPONSIBILITY THE BABY IS BORN ADDICTED
DRUGGED AUTOMATICALLY THE INFANTILE LIFE IS INFLICTED
EXTROVERSION HAS TAKEN HER CONTROL
IT'S GIVEN NAME WAS JACK, BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE CRACK
BORN DEAF, DUMB AND BLIND, WHAT SHE LEFT BEHIND
IS ONLY LEFT TO DIE....WHY!

Theres a double standard for the way we live
If theres nothing left to have,
Well then there's nothing left to save
I'll break a sweat and i don't regret
what you'd kill to see brings out the god in me.


You can contact me here


I saw her just the other day
but she wouldn't look my way
I think she looks tanner than ever
Impossible for mid-November
TAN IN A CAN
TANINACAN
Lying there in that aluminum tube
Orange skin, pigmented lotion tube
The friends you make, the ones I hate
Your body is baked, your tan is fake
Now you told your friends at school
said that you laid by the pool
Looking wrinkled, looking old
Maximum U.V. overload
TAN IN A CAN
TANINACAN

JaDE FRoM bIG brOThER
Take my advice i dont use it anyway


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